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Old Oct 26, 2006, 07:24 PM // 19:24   #3241
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Eats chainsaw.
Burps.

Yeah... my spit can disolve metal rather quickly, but the oil in the motor at least was delicious. Thanks.
Sips vodka.
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Old Oct 26, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #3242
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*eats some grapefruit and oranges*

yummy
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Old Oct 26, 2006, 07:35 PM // 19:35   #3243
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*tackle sky to the ground*
*you're IT*
*run away from her screaming*
*trip over the power cord to doom's supercomputer*
*there goes Doom's internet connection*
*sips beer*
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Old Oct 26, 2006, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #3244
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*loads my pistol and aims it at grim's ass*

shake your booty !
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Old Oct 26, 2006, 10:38 PM // 22:38   #3245
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*sighs*

*looks at pwned*

*"You even have God in your name and they still dont realize...."*

*snaps fingers*

*everyones water turns to piss and everyones beer bottle explodes*

*tosses pwned a fresh one while he is doing his circles*

*pops open 2 beers and pours em into a funnel*

*downs funnel*
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Old Oct 26, 2006, 10:41 PM // 22:41   #3246
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OMG, Guess whos back
Back again
Doc Holliday is back
Tell a judge!

*fire at Doc randomly*
*sips beer*
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Old Oct 26, 2006, 11:21 PM // 23:21   #3247
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*glances up and sees holes in hat*

*glares angrily at skull*

*wonders what happend to skulls old pic*

*snaps fingers and hat disappears*

*snaps again and new hat appears*

*sips beer*

*stands on head behind bar*

*pushes the gravity inverter button*

*everyone falls to the ceiling with a crash*

*lands lightly on his feet, cracking up at all the cursing bar patrons who have all just fallen 10 feet onto their heads, except pwned who is somehow still runnin in circles on the floor*

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Old Oct 26, 2006, 11:55 PM // 23:55   #3248
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*sips beer*
"they never respect anyone here"
*nods at doc in thanks for the new beer*
*runs in circles*
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 12:00 AM // 00:00   #3249
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*"So are me u and skull the only original barmates left? or does unlucky slayer still pop in, and what about paul mahdi?"*

*nods back and does a flip and lands on the floor with pwned, as everyone stands up on the ceiling, groaning*

*sigh*

*"no respect for the power..."*

*sips beer and reminisces about the glory days of the original bar....*

*cries*

*sighs*

*cranks up the grill and slaps on some steaks*

*"Ahhh jus like the good old days... How u like ur steaks pwned and skull?"*
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #3250
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"paul and slayer still pop in everyonce in awhile. slayer not so much anymore"

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
"medium rare please"
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 04:02 AM // 04:02   #3251
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Plugs Grim into the outlet.
Watches light show.
Takes computer off of battery power and banishes it back to Hell so I can use it later.
Sips vodka.
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14   #3252
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*strangles a bartender and steals a ton of beer*
*loads beer in car and drives away*
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51   #3253
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*sets peoples beer on fire*
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #3254
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ugh my head
*drinks a blend of herbal tea*
*blinks*
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 05:23 AM // 05:23   #3255
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*sets bacons tea on fire*
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 05:28 AM // 05:28   #3256
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ahhh thanks prwn, that's just what it needed. tastes so much better now.
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 05:33 AM // 05:33   #3257
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no problem
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*lights self on fire*
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 02:47 PM // 14:47   #3258
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*enters the bar*

*drinks H20*

its rather quiet in here........
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 02:49 PM // 14:49   #3259
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Creates random mass carnage.
Yeah, so quiet you can hear the blood drip.
Sips vodka.
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Old Oct 27, 2006, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #3260
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*Sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*sets skys drink on fire*
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